Damn that sorcerer!

chaostheory @ 2009-11-19T11:57:00

2009-11-19T11:57:21Z

I have decided to quickly compile a small list of my favourite characters and episodes. The characters one was hard, as there are too many of them that I adore.

Top Ten – Character’s
1. Optimus Prime – “As I believe the Earthlings say: lay it on me man.”
2. Sky Lynx – “Eyes aloft fellows! A rival archaeological survey has arrived!”
3. Ratchet – “You sure go all to pieces when a missile hits you, Hound.”
4. Starscream – “Before long I shall be Lord Starscream, tyrant of the firmament!”
5. Sunstreaker – “Hey not the face, I just had it chromed.”
6. Wheeljack – “Let's see how he likes my new shockblast cannon!”
7. Galvatron – "This, Cyclonus, is beauty: devastation wrought with precision and care."
8. Grimlock – “Me Grimlock not Bozo, me king!”
9. Shockwave – “Ultimately, I serve only one master... pure logic!”
10. Silverbolt – “So long, cruel world!”
Those who just missed out – Tracks, Brawn, Blaster, Kup, Prowl, Jazz, Ironhide, Chromia

Top Ten – Episodes
1. Auto Bop – “I’ve been waiting a long time for this you poor excuse for a sound system!”
This episode proves that Tracks is a good character, but it also has the best fight ever: Blaster vs Soundwave. I wanna know what sparked off this bitter rivalry that ends up with them offlining each other. Also, just what were the Decepticons actually building?

2. Web World – “I hate Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I’m not very fond of you either.”
This is not just about Galvatron’s madness, it’s an exploration of Cyclonus’ loyalty to his leader. Whether that’s trying to help him be sane, or saving his life, but keeping him unbalanced. Also in this episode, Soundwave’s voice was not modulated! That’s right, we get to hear Frank’s Dr Claw!

3. The Ultimate Doom Pt 1, 2, 3 – “Have I saved Cybertron, only to doom the Earth?”
This is just an epic three part episode. The Decepticons bring Cybertron to Earth’s orbit, while Spike tries to save his brainwashed dad. Also, in the second episode, it’s a Corey Burton party, as three of his characters end up in the same room, talking to each other.

4. More Than Meets the Eye Pt 1, 2, 3 – ”Sorry Prime, the ship was... full.”
The story that started it all. Well written and excellent characterisation and it manages to explore all the main characters. Not bad for what they thought was going to be just a three part special.

5. The Search for Alpha Trion – I do apologise ma’am, I forgot ma manners.”
Female Autobots! I love them. Elita-1’s voice is amazing, and Chromia is my fav femme. Her little bit with Ironhide, who show’s he’s just a simple southern mech makes me smile so stupidly. OTP? I think so, lol. I adore Ironhide.

6. Dinobot Island Pt 1, 2 – ”Getting better, but still not more better enough
Dinobot’s. I love them. Their speech patterns, their personalities, the way Grimlock knows he’s better than Optimus. Also in this episode, Viking cavemen riding woolly mammoths. I kid you not. One more excellent quote I think is needed ”Slag, Sludge, go away! Me Grimlock demonstrating finesse. Whatever that mean.”

7. The Key to Vector Sigma – ”One Autobot gave his life so that six could be born. He made a choice...the kind of choice I hope they'll be able to make when the time's right.
As with Dinobot’s , I adore the Aerialbot’s. Especially Silverbolt. A plane that’s scared of heights? He he he. And he’s voiced by the great Charlie Alder. This episode also introduces the Decepticon’s second gestalt team, the Stunticons.

8. Triple Takeover – ”Throne’s are for Decepticons, besides I’d rather roll!”
This episode is hilarious, not just for Blitzwing and the football coach, but the fact that at the end, Megatron comes back and lay’s the smack down on all the Decepticons that are trying to take leadership. Including Devistator! He is one mean motha!

9. Sea Change – ”My heart may look like an energon pump but that doesn't mean it can't feel.”
I adore this simply for the fact that Sea Spray find’s love. They did the same with Powerglide, but this one was more heart warming, and both begins and ends on a sweet note and you can’t help but go ‘aw’ when two people go sailing off into the sunset together.

10. Fight or Flee – “It’s as beautiful in death as it was in life.”
This episode, purely for the fact that Rodimus is an absolute cock. He orders the planet to be blown up, then as Sandstorm stands there and say’s the above quote, old Roddy quips back “well, no need to get all mushy. Cybertron's a better place anyway—not so...perfect.” Good old Rodimus! I wonder what he was like at Optimus’s funeral “Out with the old, in with the new! Let’s go get wankered!”
Cock.

chaostheory @ 2009-11-16T18:36:00

2009-11-16T18:36:28Z

Every Sunday at Revolution (and Niche to a lesser effect) in Cambridge, it's industry night. That means with your special industry card, you get 50% off the price of everything. A reward for bar and restaurant workers.

Holy fuck I was wrecked last night. Completely, utterly wankered. I started drinking at 6pm cause a load of us who finished at 6 were going to celebrate Vikki's birthday. We started out normal, oints and shit, then we all chipped in to buy her a two vodka sticks and two bottles of sparkling rose. Me and Tom shared a stick as well as drinking cider and the rose.

We didn't stop there. We managed to leave at one thirty ish and made our way to Niche where the guys who had been working that evening were. There was probably 15 of us by that time. Industry night turned into The Regal night. We all sang Spandau Ballet's Gold and danced around until 4am. Ten hour binge. So got home, had something to eat and watched the TF series 3 episode 'Web World' (Oh jesus I love that episode) All compleatly drunk. It was five thirty by the time I went to bed.

I was at work at 12 noon. Only four hours but oh jesus was it hard. I was actually still drunk when I showed up at work. most of the people at work today were the ones who had gone out. We were all terrible.

The guys wanted to drag me to the Fountain after work for a quicky, but I refused outright. No more till Wednesday now.

Real Life and TF rant (basically all my world consists of, lol)

2009-11-11T13:46:54Z

So, In the past few weeks, a small group of people I know have gone from 'work collegues' to 'close friends'. I don feel a bit giddy that it's been so easy to befriend these people and for us to all become a close knit group, especially me and Anya, who I adore completely (we keep drinking the boys under the table, lol)

This has alleviated a small worry that has kinda niggled the back of my head for a long while. Will I be able to make friends down here? I mean, all my friends back home I've known for 15, 19 and 22 years. It's just natural to be friends and talk candidly with them. Moving here ten months ago, I kinda left all that behind. I wasn't completely alone. I did move in with my best and closest friend, naomi_jay, and I have gotten along with them all at work since I first started, buts since I started going to the 4 o'clock club that we have all become true friends. People I can completely relax around. There's no stress with them, maybe cause we get all the stress at work that we just chill when we go for a pint.

It also means I've been drinking quite a bit as well. Even now, I'm hanging. Not as bad as Monday (Drinking till two in the morning then going to work at noon the next day is hard, but worth it), but my stomach is complaining about the cider I drank, then the kebab I was forced to eat. Though In my haze, I did have a moment where I did wonder if I was in Cambridge or Goole. Bad Times.

Also, TF related (you knew it was coming) Was Silverbolt grounded when they recalled all the Concordes?

chaostheory @ 2009-10-01T13:40:00

2009-10-01T12:42:31Z

I made a wall paper for myself last night. I may do more for other characters in other projects, as well as characters from other mediums. If you wanna use it, click on the Download link at the side of the picture.

How I love Shades' pissed off face.

chaostheory @ 2009-09-03T12:59:00

2009-09-03T12:10:51Z

I think I've said before, but I love alternate dimentions! I want to use them all the time in my writing and I do have two story ideas that do revolve around alternate dimentions (may possibly combine them in the future when I get around to writing them.

Out of all the different things that can be done with alt dimentions, my absolute favourite is the mirror universe. The universe where eveything is opposite. Good is evil, evil is good and there is usually a dimentional displaces character from the original universe that experiences it. Star Trek, DS9, Earth-3 etc.

So I was deliriously happy when I found out about Transformers: Shattered Glass. Thats right, Deceptercons wage there battle to destroy the evil forces of the Autobots, and its so good.

Time displaced Cliffjumper arrives in the Shattered Glass Universe to find that his leader is no longer the all forvgiving divine leader he has always followed, but the meniacal ruler of Cybertron who enjoys torturing and executing nobel Deceptercons. Rodimus has a mustache, Ratchet is a mad scientist, Megatron is pure of heart and Starscream is loyal!?

I managed to download a copy of the first comic in the series and have just glanced over it. I love it, yet it makes me sad. It's a bit uncomfortable to see Optimus being evil. It does make me sad, cause I believe in him, more than Jesus. He died for our sins, and unlike Jesus, actually CAME BACK! Lol

But I digress. Its insane, crazy and brilliant. I can't find any more though.

chaostheory @ 2009-08-19T12:16:00

2009-08-19T11:23:49Z

I think I've crippled myself. My shoulders are aching so badly, like the blades are about to seperate from the sockets. All I did was walk from the bus stop on Jesus Lane to the internet cafe (ten minutes AT THE MOST) and they ache. I blame work. I gave my all on Monday for the clean up, scrubbing the bar vigorously, moving tables with ferocity, cleaning poorly cleaned tables and so on.

Why did I do all that in a job I'm not a fan of? Cause the staff we had on were shit. Especially upstairs on top bar. There was me and one of the team leaders (who I always get paired with now and I love it, she's so funny)and three of the slowest new starters I have ever seen. They just wouldn't move! So myself and the team leader ran around like silly buggers. One of them did everything I asked him to, but slowly. Anotherone was just rediculously slow and the other has an attitude problem, looking at me like I'd asked for his first born child when I made a simple request.

Then the bottom bar crew that we went to help after we had cleaned upstairs were rubbish as well. In the back, we have two massive piles of glasses. One pile is is for pints and the other is for 14oz glasses. They mixed them up completely! and couldn't sweep! Or follow orders. I just started laughing cause If I didn't, I was going to start shouting at everyone.

Then at the end, there was the manager, the team leader, C, Z and me, who were the only ones that had been there longer than a month. Oh and P. but manager, team leader, c, z and myself were stood at the end of the bar just as we were finishing, talking/ The Manager was at the end of her rope. She had acutally given up and didn't have the energy to ask them to come back to at least sort the glass stacks out.

So as they were all getting ready to leave, the manager had a word with them. Just a bollocking with friendly words. Basically telling all the new starters that they had to pick up the pace, the shut down was shit, and that they need to think about whether they really want to be here, and if they do, they need to start working. She also told them that the more senior associates may not have badges, but they need to be listened to cause they've been here a long time and they know what they're doing. I was laughing internally as they all left and me the manager and C and P were just sat talking about how hard it was to get them moving. I just expressed concerns that there is an attitude of "You don't have a badge, why should I listen to you?" The Manager did say that the way she does the work plan and she puts me and L up on top bar, to her, both me and L are runnig the shift. I did say to her that it was partly my fault, for not getting at them more to be quicker, but now I have the confidence to be able to take more charge due to what she had said.

Man, I hate being a senior member of staff. Lol

It wasn't just Monday thats knackered my shoulders. The left one did feel a bit stiff Tuesday morning, so I decided to clean the kitchen vigarously. Then when I got to work, I couldn't pull the ales with my left arm cause my shoulder was killing and I had an ache on the left side of my back.

tuesdays shut down was more relaxed, cause we had a strong team on. My shut down jobs were Glasswash and floor on top bar then downstairs to help P on the floor, so I was wiping tables with a ferosity again.

I woke up this morning and both are really hurting. Oh cripply Skeli! I'll be ok for Friday.

Also I just realised I forgot to bring my flash drive with me to get the stuff for CWIL tomorrow. Fuck. Can I really be bothered with it? I'll have to be.

Woe is ~~Nome~~ Skeli!

chaostheory @ 2009-08-11T16:05:00

2009-08-11T15:06:07Z

This might not make you fat, but it will make you laugh!

EDIT

2009-06-02T11:15:35Z

Seriously, The end of the Nagato arc in Naruto was a bit of a mixture for me. I mean, they battled Akatsuke and Pain for so long, and then they just make up at the end and Nagato dies. A bit anticlimatic, but not dissapointing, as it was quite sweet and poiniant.

Nagato, in his final act, ressurected EVERYONe that had been killed in the Pain assault. Oh yes, Kakashi, Shizune and Choza to name but a few. (Yey for Kakashi, though this is gonna SO fuel the KakaIru community.... not that I mind)

Then it ended with emo boy himself, Sasuke. Goddamn it, that guy needs to die. He's so boring. All "Wah Wah Wah, my family were murdered and I dont know that I'm just a tool of Madara Uchiha but I'm supposedly the biggest threat for Naruto to overcome even though Nagato was worst boo hoo." Goddamn, it's boring.

chaostheory @ 2009-05-21T16:25:00

2009-05-21T15:30:26Z

BEST EPISODE EVER!

chaostheory @ 2009-04-29T13:34:00

2009-04-29T12:37:12Z

For a moment I contemplated calling the first USP book 'Chrysopoeia of Conscience'.

Seriously need a title for it!

chaostheory @ 2009-04-08T13:43:00

2009-04-08T12:45:17Z

This is why you're fat

I've been all around the internet and seen some right things, but the above site has made me feel physically ill.

How can you force yourself to eat any of this stuff?

The original and best.

2009-04-01T16:14:48Z

chaostheory @ 2009-03-26T10:17:00

2009-03-26T10:25:06Z

So it's Watchmen time again tonight! Yippee! I can't wait, but I have to ask myself, will I see it differently now that I have seen Saturday Morning Watchmen? (What I can't get is that people think this is real!)

Wednesday Post #2 (Told ya)

2009-03-18T17:00:03Z

Just kidding. Lol.

Wednesday Post #1 (there's two)

2009-03-18T16:32:25Z

So I defrosted our freezer today. Yey for getting two stone of ice out of there and back to chilling the food all within three hours. To stop the food from thawing out I put it all in a back, insulated it with more bags then shoved it in the fridge. It melted pretty quickly once I put it in the garden and let it melt in the suprisingly warm sun.

I feel accomplished.

Other than that, I've been watching the Mighty Boosh (as always. When its not the Boosh, its Futurama.) I watched it with the commentaries. I love audio commentaries and the Boosh ones are fucking hilarious. It's just Noel and Rich fucking around with Julian making the odd comment. In think it may actually be funnier than the series, just cause it's so off the wall.

On the commentary for The Fountain Of Youth, Noel talks about a slash fiction he read on the internet about the tent scene. That made me fucking lol. I want to go find some fics, but I cant bring myself to read them. I dunno. There's something about the fiction of certain series that I cant bring myself to read.

What weirds me out even more is Real Person Slash/Fiction. I mean, its all well and good writing about a character. They don't exist outside of their medium. They dont exist when off screen/page. Where as real people do! They exist and breath and live and have genuine personalities. And to write about them? Baffles me. I'm not saying its wrong or it shouldn't be done, if you like it, then by all means write away and anjoy it, but personally I dont understand.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go find a fic and try to read it. Back in five.

Yup. Should never have looked. Lmao.

Jon can give you cancer and he'll turn into a car!

2009-03-12T10:53:32Z

This video has just killed me! I can't stop laughing!

EDIT:

TALES OF THE BLACK FREIGHTER: A TWENTY SIX MINUTES ANIMATION CUT OUT OF THE FEATURE LENGTH FILM IS TO BE RELEASED!

"Based on a comic within the Watchmen graphic novel, Tales Of The Black Freighter was cut out of the big screen version of the story, and is set to reappear in an extended cut of the film on DVD. For those who simply can’t wait, however, the 26-minute animated story has been given a standalone release, attracting the voice talent of 300’s Gerard Butler too."

chaostheory @ 2009-03-10T10:25:00

2009-03-10T11:28:56Z

All is well in Skeli Land. I've just only jumped on here to check me emails and such before I go into town the wife. Also for cooking materials. I said I was going to make a lasagne. Why, I have no idea! My cooking isn't that good. Oh well. Should be good eats and if not, we have oher food.

To tell you the truth, before moving down here. I was a bit apprehansive of moving in with naomi_jay. Stupid stuff really. Would it not be awesome? Would we not gel well? Would I really annoy her?

But I can safely say that I am having the best time in the world! It's just too hilarious, just sitting watching TV! Due to working for Wetherspoons again, I have yet to have a night out drinking with her, but it'd probably just descend into giggle fits, as normal.

One day I'll get another job but for now I'm stuck at The Regal. Also, they made me the Spirits Champion. Why do I have to be a champion again!? There was a 1/10 chance of becoming a champion and I got lucky. Bah!

A summary!

2009-03-05T11:12:42Z

Cause explaining the last two months in detail would kill me.

Move: Successful! Yey for Cambridge!

Living with Naomi: Brilliant! I'm having the best time in the world!

Job: Got one withing 3 days of living here!

Writing: Joined the writing group! Excellent Thursday night distraction!

Car: Sold! Bye bye chav mobile, but I shall no longer be in horrendous debt. Just a little bit of debt.

Debt: Will be more relaxed when the banks stop phoning me all the damn time.

Weight: Lost quite a bit. Not visible just yet but soon I shall shrink. (I hope)

All in all, an excellent decision!

Hopefully I'll be around a bit more from now on.

All I have to say to Leeds is...

2009-01-04T21:45:12Z

...so long and thanks for all the fish!

chaostheory @ 2009-01-03T23:53:00

2009-01-03T23:55:11Z

You know the great feeling you get when you're flipping through channels and you end up finding a show/movie that you love, AND its right at the beginning?

WAYNES WORLD! PARTY ON!

chaostheory @ 2008-12-30T15:35:00

2008-12-30T15:55:32Z

Second meme, nicked from Naomi.

1. Will you be looking for a new job?

Lol, yeah, seeing as I wont have a job from the 2nd of January but by god I'll have one by the end of January.

2.Will you be looking for a new relationship?

No.

3.New house?

Found one already, so after I move in with my home girl naomi_jay I'll be staying put.

4.What will you do differently in 09?

Living life. It's gonna be an adventure from now on. Up until now I've b een content to just live the same way day in day out, but I wanna change that and take more risks. Maybe even socialise more.

5.New Years resolution?

To start writing again. Its the only way to get anywhere in life for me really. I have so many stories I want to share and I don't care if they're crap, the world needs to know these awesome characters cause I may not be the greatest writer in the world, but I make some brilliant characters.

6.What will you not be doing in 09?

Regretting anything. Thats normal though. Not regretting anything in life is a large part of how I live. I cant let myself look back and say "I wish I hadn't done that..." cause everything I have done has lead me to this point in my life. I mean, I could look back and say I regret going to uni, but then I would never have met Naomi, I could regret that I took the job at Wetherspoons, but without it, I wouldn't have learned to be a stronger person that I was.

7.Any trips planned?

No holidays as of yet. gotta get financially stable again first before I really start adventuring.

8.Wedding plans?

Only planning to go to me step sisters wedding later this year.

9.Major thing on your calendar?

So far is moving and birthday. Also Sims 3!

10.What can’t you wait for?

Sims 3! Moving, getting a new job.

11.What would you like to see happen differently?

The way I live and my eating habits.

12. What about yourself will you be changing?

My weight.

13. What happened in 08 that you didn’t think would ever happen?

that I would leave Wetherspoons. though I dont regret it, it was still hell on earth. I almost cried when I found that I had the HSBC job.

14.Will you be nicer to the people you care about?

Yeah.

15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 08?

Probably. I dunno, I have embraced the teaching of Hobo-Phoenix recently and I cant see it changing any time soon.

16. Will you start or quit drinking?

No.

17. Will you better your relationship with your family?

I'll try.

18. Will you do charity work?

Maybe.

19. Will you go to bars?

Yeah.

20. Will you be nice to people you don’t know?

Depends if they're fucking idiots or not.

21.Do you expect 09 to be a good year for you?

I'll make it a nice year for me.

22. How much did you change from this time last year till now?

Lord, have I changed. Not in a shitty job, not on pills, actually happy. Yup. Life is good.

23.Do you plan on having a child?

No.

24. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?

Hopefully.

25. Major lifestyle changes?

Not so far.

26. Will you be moving?

Lol, yes.

27. What will you make sure doesn’t happen in 09 that happened in 08?

Go back into depression.

28. What are your New Years Eve plans?

Same as every night. Spend time on the comp then go to bed ready for work.

29. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?

No.

30. One wish for 09?

That my adventure will be great!

chaostheory @ 2008-12-26T16:10:00

2008-12-26T16:13:49Z

I worked 7 hours today. For that, I earned £10.51 an hour AND £100 worth of capital bond vouchers. Where can I spand Capital Bonds?

And I get to do it all again on the 1st!

And the darkness never came again...

2008-12-19T22:22:47Z

Well, in manga news, Konoha has been obliterated. The moment at onemanga.com, translation by sleepyfans Seriously, I think all the "Is Kakashi dead? Is he alive?" Has become obselete comparet to a massive chunk of the village being blown away.

But the one think that has made me sit back is thinking: who has survived? Well, Sakura has (phew). And Naruto, as he is in the frog village. Oh, and Team Gai, as they were out of the village if I remember. Then as I was thinking of people I really want to survive, I just realised that the cast is massive and I want them all to survive.

Tsunade, Kakashi, both Team Ino-Shika-Cho, Team Kurenai, Team Ebisu, Iruka, Sai, Yamato, Kotetsu, Genma, Izumo, Ibiki and many more.

Also, if it turns out that Danzo = Madara, I will be angry. Unsurprised, but angry.

Man I could go on all day about it. All my theories about who would be the next Hokage. Will Naruto be the 6th or will there be another and he'll be the 7th? To me, the only people who will be Hokage are people who are related to other Hokage's or were students of them (or students of students.) That means the people who are eligable: Naruto, Saukra(yes, really), Kakashi, Konohamaru and Kurenai's unborn child.

Though to me, Kakashi wont be. Cause the main pattern is: Sarutobi(3rd) -> Jiraiya -> Minato(4th) -> Kakashi -> Naruto... See the pattern???

Yeah I'm sad.

EDIT: AND ANOTHER THING! Team Kakashi! What the fuck went on there during the middle saga? When Kakashi was hospitalised and Yamato took over, yet they were still called Team Kakashi. But thats not all! When Kakashi was well, he went with Ino Shikamaru and Choji to avenge their team leader Asuma. So Team Asuma was lead by Kakashi and Team Kakashi was lead by Yamato in the end!

I bet it was the Safety Dance

2008-12-17T15:59:55Z

Wikipedia: Dancing Plague of 1518

...Wait, what?

chaostheory @ 2008-12-17T00:26:00

2008-12-17T00:30:49Z

I was just looking at my 'recently added' list in iTunes and it does seem to represent my varied musical taste. Among the songs are Beyonce, the Four Tops, United Nations, A-Ha, the Animals, The Eagles, T-Rex and Audio Bully's. Frankie Goes to Hollywood will be joining as soon as it downloads. All I need is some classical and it would be me to a T!

Other than that, I have two days off starting tomorrow. Gotta take up holiday days before the end of the year.

I really should start packing. I'm so lazy. Excited but lazy.